HE PEED ON MY CAR!

Yesterday morning, Gary left his "mark" on my rental car. I can't say I blame him. It doesn't bear any of the traditional "Gary trademarks" (scratches from bicycles, french fries in the seat cracks, toys on the floor, etc.) Before we left for school, he placed his football helmet in the back window, perfectly positioned for all to see and admire the HUGE glowing red "H" on the side. His mouth piece was stretched out just so, to insure that anyone behind us would know that this car was occupied by a proud Haughton Buccaneer Football Team Member! Figuratively speaking, He Peed On My Car!