Dear Diary,

The past week has been so bizaar, I've decided to document it before I forget..
Monday, Nov. 2 Landon had a bike wreck (no one saw what happened). Went to the E.R. and received 6 stitches under his chin.
Tuesday, Nov. 3 - Back on the bike
Wednesday, Nov. 4 - Landon was caught by my mom, just before riding his bike down the slide!
Thursday, Nov. 5 - Landon's school called about 11:00 a.m. to tell me that he had fallen off the slide and torn his frenulum (the piece of skin that attaches your upper lip to your gum) Again, no one witnessed the accident. He's told us, 1. He was sliding down the slide on his bottom and just fell off the side, 2. He walked into the slide, 3. He was pushing a lawn mower and ran into the slide, 4. He was pushing a lawn mower up the slide. We will probably never know how this one happened!
Friday was quiet
Saturday, Nov. 7 - I removed Landon's stitches and he fell asleep half way through the process
Sunday, Nov. 8 - Landon fell on his face and reinjured his lip
Monday, Nov. 9 - Landon fell on his face, again, and reinjured his lip
Tuesday, nothing note worthy
Wednesday, Nov. 10 - Cathy Turner called from Princeton to tell me that Gary had been bitten during P.E....by a 4th grade girl!!! Apparently, a group of girls was playing vampire and decided he was a worthy victim...
What's next?!
**Update I just talked to Gary on the phone to get the vampire story. In addition to a bite, he also was cut in the eye by another kid's paper, and fell on his own pencil. Teacher is looking for lead in his hand as I type.
I won't make the mistake of asking, "What's next?" again! hahaha